Fabio

Now, normally, FrogN does not condone the publicity of celebrities nor does she hold a particular interest in the lives of male models; however, this is one time in which FrogN finds herself intrigued. Apparently, during the course of riding a roller coaster, Fabio's face was introduced to an obstacle in the form of a flying bird, resulting in Fabio being covered with bird goo and, FrogN is very sure, a painful face. Of course, the initial reaction of FrogN was not in favor of Fabio. Her immediate thought was more along the lines of, "Poor bird." That bird was minding its own business, flying free, enjoying the air currents which allowed it to swoop in the air, finding food as it was intended, when suddenly, "SPLAT!" a giant Fabio face ends its carefree life. Good going Fabio. Poor bird.